Ach-hoo Baby
April 28, 2009
The main difference between sneezing and masturbating is that you can masturbate with your eyes open.
It’s good news for (male) masturbation fans, as new research supports the idea that you can jerk it out to get rid of your hayfever. Hey, that’s sounds a lot more fun than taking some lame pill.
Sneeze Nuts
I remember that awkward day in sex ed, when I was a naive little chap. My teacher described an orgasm as a really, really good sneeze. I guess she was just really ahead of her time.
Unfortunately, this news does not in any way signify an end to the kleenex shortage.
